
Always choose rich.
Buy $WISKERCase No.
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Classification
Confidential
Subject Statement / Exhibit A
He's been a rich cat and a poor cat and he chose rich every fucking time.
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$WISKER · Subject Background
The Evidence
Case No. ██████-██ · Six Exhibits · Sealed by order

Exhibit I
The defendant, as presented. No further identification required.

Exhibit II
Material assets. Recovered from the premises. Owner undisclosed.

Exhibit III
Photographed at ease. Third bottle on ice. Still in the jacket.

Exhibit IV
Presented without further statement.

Exhibit V
Alibi witnesses. Declined to testify. Twice.

Exhibit VI
Twelve barrels. No discernible concern.
One choice. No asterisk.
Always choose rich.
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